Limbo
Oops...Don't Pull That
That's right! You get a two-for-one special today! Aren't you just the luckiest web-browser around? Go ahead...give yourself a pat on the back. I'll wait.
Ancient mariners were masters of the sea. Navigation was accomplished through the use of stars, sun, sails and of course, wind. However, there were times that these masters of the deep found themselves trapped at the mercy of the dull-drums. When the winds ceased to blow, ships often were stranded in one location for (often) days at a time. There was nothing that the captain or his worthy crew could do, but wait until the Fates of the Ocean smiled down upon them and sent their blowing strength to the rescue.
So I find myself, in a similar state of limbo. I sway back and forth on the balls and heels of my feet awaiting changes to come my way. Juggling through the air, these are just a few of the limbo-esque aspects of my life:
1 - Medical: It will be at least another week before I hear any results from my surgical biopsy from last week. So here I sit, staring at my newly acquired scars, wondering if it was all worth it.
2 - Work: Currently our company has decided to launch a new campaign, (new president...new regime...new campaign...right?) It is to pre-launch tomorrow. However, the details are still forth coming. Every day, I field questions from leaders wondering what is going to happen and I have nothing but a shrug of the shoulders and my winning smile to offer.
3 - Seminary: Our training began today. So once again I am getting up at 5:30 in the morning and chasing the fleeting knowledge that only cements itself in those who keep themselves worthy of the Spirit. However, our class assignments have not been determined. Which knowledge-hungry grade will I have to influence this year?
So in the dull-drums I sit. I sit, listening to one hand clapping the silent applause of a standing ovation to an orchestra of mimes.
Warning...the following paragraph is slightly graphic in nature. If you have a weak stomach, I recommend that you stop reading.
Having said that...so you know I had surgery last week? Well, they put this glue over the incisions and stitches to keep them from infection and whatnot. I was warned that after a couple of days, this glue would start to fall off. Perfectly normal.
Sure enough, the glue started to fall off.
Yesterday, I was looking at the incision on my arm and saw, (what I thought was) a piece of the glue. I couldn't grab it with my fingers, so I grabbed some tweezers, took hold and yanked.
Out comes one of my stitches. Oops.
But as I am looking at the cut. I realize...I can see all the way to my bone! That is SO COOL! So I moved the skin around a bit, and could see different parts of my bone. This was the coolest thing I had seen in at least an hour.
It was then I realized that most people, at this point of seeing their innards, would probably pass out. However, I just cleaned it up, grabbed some butterfly bandages and went to town fixing it up. I am keeping a close eye on it for discoloration.
Moral of the story...don't pull that! It might come undone.
14 comments:
no bone pictures?
Ick. That's pretty gnarly.
NASTY!!! Although, it could be kinda cool!!
I probably would be one of those people who passed out.
hmmmmm, that's probably not good thing to be able to see your bone.
Sounds like a good way to get a nasty infection! Maybe you should call your doc?
It is almost like... Donating blood and having them pull the needle out by accident and watching your life squirt out of your arm in a tribute to Monty Python.
That was really gross, but then again it's my fault for reading ahead!
Limbo really isn't that bad. Enjoy it and see how low you can go. kidding I know I am a dork!
I am surprised you didn't get out your needle & thread to fix that up. That is so gross!
Waiting stinks! Sorry you are being testing so much in patience right now. Hopefully everything works out for the best.
And I hope you learned your lesson about pulling and picking at gnarly scars.
argh! i'm sorry! i can't take it anymore! doldrums! they're doldrums, not dull-drums!
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/doldrums
um. and did you carve something cool on your bone while you had the chance? maybe a heart that says "mom"?
I'm glad to hear that you are healing nicely.
That would be funny if you thought it was your bone but it turned out the docs left a hello kitty plastic toy in you and that is what you were seeing.
I will be hoping and praying that everything continues to go well for you zach! That is so gross about your seeing your bone...how did that not hurt when you were poking around? The only way I want to see my bones is on an x-ray!
Sorry about the limbo, other than the bar version, it's no fun at all.
As for the stitches, that's actually pretty intersting...but in a very gross sort of way. Smart thinkin' w/the butterfly bandages, though. Gold star for you.
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