Sunday, May 24, 2009
Who Am I? I Don't Know Anymore
Something happened today that has shaken the very foundation of my identity. I no longer know if I am who I thought I was. It seems I don't know which way is up, or how to get out...or even how to put on my socks anymore.
Ok...breath...Here's what happened.
I was sitting in church, minding my own business, when a nice Scottish gentleman comes up and introduces himself. I introduced myself, and in a thick Scottish brogue, he said, "Ahh...Lifferth! Now tha's a good Irish name if ever I heard one!"
Family...we really need to sort this out and find out the answer to this question.
It can't be true, can it? How would that explain my love of sauerkraut and bratwurst?
What's true anymore???
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Oh! So THAT'S why you separate your whites and your colors! Let's just say that some of a certain type of clothing that is popular amongst Mormons, are now the same color as a popular Mormon school.
I would post a picture...but that wouldn't be appropriate.
However, I will post a picture of me from Sunday.
Yep...I'm in Scotland. Also the same place where yesterday I had a Texas Whopper from Burger King.
It wasn't that bad.