Are You A Mormon?
Yesterday one of my co-workers asked me, "Zach, aren't you a Mormon?"
The way he phrased the question, I immediately started to question if I had done something that would have given cause that I am not a Mormon. Had I sworn? Had I told an inappropriate story?
I responded by saying, "Yes, I am a Mormon...why do you ask?"
He said, "Well, you aren't uptight and judgemental. So I wasn't sure."
I took that as a compliment.
12 comments:
What a weirdo you are. All the mormons I know are definitely uptight and judgemental.
;)
ps-woohoo for being the first to comment! That NEVER happens!
Well, I'm glad you took that as a compliment, but what does that say for the rest of us?!
Zach, I had no idea you're a Mormon....Crazy.
Way to break the stereotype Zach!
Bah ha ha ha!
Yeah, I remember it was hard to be a Utah Mormon. So many people kind of ruined the name.
Wow. That kind of hit home a little bit. I better watch myself a little closer...
That was kind of funny, sad, but funny!
The last time I was asked that question was in Texas when I had a Dr. Pepper in front of me. The girl said, so I guess you are not a mormon. Great I am such an example. At that point is wasn't worth justifying it either.
Did you tell him to give himself a few days to get to know you better? ;) Ah, you know I'm kidding. Have a blast in Scotland... again!
Of course they were shock that you may be Morman. I know when I screwed and said somethings to a Morman lady I know and she told me that we could no longer be friends my sister told me that it was because she was Morman. If she would not have been Morman it would have been my fault. I am sure glad she was Morman, it made thinks easier for blame. Sorry truth is Mormans make so many of us sick because their families are so close and respectful that it just is not American (anymore). So get with it. Stab your friends in the back, beat your wife and kids and be American. Oh and stop talking so #@&*!% good and talk trash like the rest of us. If you don't do this then all I can say is God bless you and the rest of the LDS families and Organiztion.
On last posting I missed a word. It should say "screwed up". When I was making a correction I deleted back to far and removed the word up. Sorry
Post a Comment