Lesson Learned

As I stare at this inch and a half laceration across my thumb, I feel inclined to share with you a valuable lesson:
When deciding to crush a Yoo Hoo can on your forehead, pause a moment and ask yourself this simple question, "Self...could the result of this asinine publicity stunt have negative results, such as said can twisting into a razor-sharp shrapnel-like scalpel and eviscerating a bleeding cotter across your thumb?"
Perhaps you won't be so cavalier in your can-crushing-on-forehead adventures in the future. Especially when the only audience you are trying to impress...is yourself.

I'm a sad, sad, sad individual.